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Bose and Ice Cream Works (mock radio)

Client: Bose
Title: Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
Language:   English
Duration:    30 secs
 
One:
 
SFX: TV playing in the background at high volume
Female VO: (yelling and screaming agitatedly)
You are having an affair aren’t you? *volume rising*  you lying, cheating, two timing, self centered **** (expletive usable on radio)! After all the time I have been with you? And you do this? Who is this Roma? How long has this been going on for? How could you do this to me? *voice cracks a bit at a high pitch* How can you not say anything to this?  I want a divorce! I am going to ruin your life! Just wait and see! You good for nothing, you…
SFX: pin drop silence (6 secs) fades to playing rock and roll.
Announcer VO (male): An irate wife never sounded so good.
Bose noise cancelling headphones – music to your ears, always.
Two:
 
SFX: cartoons sounds in the background playing on the TV
Child VO: (excited and demanding)
Papa! I want that new game. Please please please please please please please.
Male VO: (explaining calmly)
Sorry Rahul, you are spending too much time on those video games, your grades have dropped, and I bought you that cycle you made so much of a fuss about and you don’t even ride it, so NO.
Child VO: (now cranky and screaming)
You don’t love me anymore! All my friends in class have it! I hate you! You aren’t my papa! I will tell mommy you aren’t listening to me! I want! I want! I want!
SFX: child jumping up and down, screaming, plate breaking
Child VO: (high pitched screaming)
I want! I want I want! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh…
SFX: Pin drop silence (6 secs) fades into hindustani classical.
Announcer VO (male): An cranky kid never sounded so good.
Bose noise cancelling headphones – music to your ears, always.
Three:
 
SFX: voices in a classroom, murmuring, rustle of papers
Male VO: (boring tone, lecturing)
So as we can see, this is how paper is made, this is pantone, this is CMYK, this is thick paper, this is thin paper, paper is made from pulp, printing press was invented by john Gutenberg, now I will teach you how a press works. I will be explaining offset  press to you, and then I will teach you about colors, and how densitometers, and flex boards, and other printing works. As you know, I am 40 years in this industry. I will also teach you about….
SFX: Pin drop silence (6 secs) then builds up to some melodious jazz.
Announcer VO (male): A boring professor never sounded so good.
Bose noise cancelling headphones – music to your ears, always.
 
 
Client: Ice Cream Works
Title: Paan-tastic
Language: English
Duration: 30 secs
 
SFX: (traffic in the background, cricket commentary on a radio, people chatting)
Male VO:
Banarasi, kalkatta, maggai,
Kadak, sadha, chocolate, gulkand, mint, chuski aur meetha.
Paan and road,
Are being like sita and gita.
 
Now doing the spitting,
Is not so fitting,
How about paan with no chewing and no thoo-ing?
It’s not gods work but our little doing.
Announcer VO (male): The new paan flavored ice cream at Ice Cream Works –its paan-tastic.
Bose and Ice Cream Works (mock radio)
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Bose and Ice Cream Works (mock radio)

A set of mock radio scripts for Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones.

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